csa is a funny subject....maybe not but my lecturer is...he defines the phrase ''blur cock''......when he gave the definition of computers as machines,my whole course sarcastically went,''really?? no shit man'' or along the lines of that with a few singlish thrown in but my dear lecturer became angry and said,''u mean u all didnt know that??!!! come i prove to u''...and he was dead serious...haha so the whole course started laughing at him as he went into some boring lecture on why computers are machines.really.then i skipped law orientation because it was a law orientation and played pool with several classmates...came home...met tanya for dinner...then now printing my 23`8934`28 pages of notes and study guides...and i bought a file and divider so now my notes and everything is fucking neat...i feel so accomplished....tmr match!

law is a bitch....have to download so many stuff off balckboard...and when i finally have a fren in charlie,he transferred to 1L04...walau damn sad..at least i can still see him in lectures...and i have homework where i have to translate latin words....i swear the next time u all speak to me i will be some machine shooting out random latin and english words...with some portuguese thrown in....today had some oral presentation....we had 10 mins to present a topic which ranged from ''why i am the most hamdsome person in the world'' to ''how to cook the best instant mee in the world''....so lame...but some ppl were rather good.....contenders! haha but i think i wont do so well for law...bullshit course..suddenly everything so hard and confusing...econs is damn boring.........blah

k tutorial today was fun...we learnt some normal words that when used in legal terms mean a totally diff thing...so my careperson mrs lim split us into 3 groups...and i came up with my groups name! ''THE PRACTICE''...hahaha....hope we dun get sued for copyright infringements..some words were frustrated and kangaroo..haha bet u all have no idea what the legal use is like rite? haha i shall not bore yall with that....then the lecture was just damn boring...i felll asleep with my head in my palm..then for no reason i just jerked up and slammed my hand on the foldable hand rest thingy...haha embarrassing sia so i just pretended there was an insect there and continued slamming the table and shouting ''insect''!!!...haha...whole lt look at me sia....then after class i met dom and wins...we went to macs to eat...then i gave them a lift to kembangan via cab cause hobday sms me to play lan...and i did...and i came home...no sch tmr!!!

k tutorial today was fun...we learnt some normal words that when used in legal terms mean a totally diff thing...so my careperson mrs lim split us into 3 groups...and i came up with my groups name! ''THE PRACTICE''...hahaha....hope we dun get sued for copyright infringements..some words were frustrated and kangaroo..haha bet u all have no idea what the legal use is like rite? haha i shall not bore yall with that....then the lecture was just damn boring...i felll asleep with my head in my palm..then for no reason i just jerked up and slammed my hand on the foldable hand rest thingy...haha embarrassing sia so i just pretended there was an insect there and continued slamming the table and shouting ''insect''!!!...haha...whole lt look at me sia....then after class i met dom and wins...we went to macs to eat...then i gave them a lift to kembangan via cab cause hobday sms me to play lan...and i did...and i came home...no sch tmr!!!

k i'm blogging again...that makes it 4 entries in 2 days....haha i am damn bored la...hobday and ben just stayed over...pigs still felt the efect of glenns party and i heard tim puked at the bungalow...weak ah u all...k blogging is nice..its like talking to the best fren i never had.....

I've got a new age girl(Tell us what she's like)
An environmentalist girl(Does she ride a bike)
She has crystal necklace(She spend a lot of cash)
Though her vibes are rather reckless(She's heading for a crash)
Oh her flowing skirt is blowing in a transcendental wind
And she wonders without knowing where did she begin..
Mary Moon.. she's a vegetarian(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon.. will outlive all the septuagenarians(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Oh, she loves me so
She hates to be alone
She don't eat meat
But she sure like the bone
RAH
You knew she drives a wind car(How does she like it)
It doesn't get her far(Why doesn't she bike it)
But it gets her to where she's going to(I don't know, I don't know, I don't know)
Where that is, I wish I knew
I don't know where she's going
And I don't know where she's been
All I know that loving her has gotta be a sin
(Chorus)
RAH
Mary Moon will you hesitate
Don't segregate your thought from your emotions
I know that devotion isn't way up there
RAH
Mary Moon.. she's a vegetarian(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon.. will outlive all the septuagenarians(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon.. She's an intellectual(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)
Mary Moon.. Despite that fact remains quite sexual(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)Mary Moon.. She's the one for me, me, yeah
RAH

i just lurvvvvvvvvvve this song....next mission is to jam this song with colin and wins...hope we dont spoil it..haha

i forgot to add this in...i found out the name of my mass dance song..its mary moon by the crash test dummies...damn nice

k today nicole and her mum met me at her void deck to take bus together haha......then went to tp..had boring but important talks with my course manager and care person...both of them are quite funny....and my timetable is kinda slack...but i think poly life is scary cause its like everything must pass sia...then we did the funny games and dragon boat thingy...business like came first for everything...then went to glenns chalet...drank with his bro and his funny frens..they were all very nice la..then i left early cause i was feeling extremely tired and weak...arghh i still dunno whether to dread or look forward to classes.........

k yesterday was orientation! i met nicole early in the morning and we took a bus to tp...we were both feeling apprehensive and she got stomachache all...then glenn and the group just wanted to play punk with me and misled me dunno how many times..wtf is the west gate??!!! anyway the only thing i find nice bout orientation was the mass dance...yea thats all..the tour sucked...and the cheers sucked...and there is this mat in my class who trys to hard to be funny! why is there always one in every class???!!.....and he is damn smelly also...and my course got hot babes but they all not in my course...damn...then we all went to eat at swensons after orientation...which my wallet felt lighter afterwards as the expenses were borned by me...and their thanks werent so heartfelt...k nvm..then me and nicole took bus 31 home...and there was this women whose boyfren broke up with her over the phone...wah she was shouting in the bus all...saying ''we have been together for one year and u do this to me??!!'', and also,''we have sex all and u do this to me??!!'' so we felt embarrassed for her cause she obviously has no shame...haha then went home! and slept at nine to 4! thats why i am blogging now and going for orientation day 2 later...

k yesterday went to tm with mano ben tim sa and nicole.....was supposed to watched amityville horror but most of us were not psyched to watch a true horror story..so we went off to play pool....haha funniest was playing kill with mano and nicole...nicole killed us hahaha...then cabbed home with tim and nicole..tim showed us smth fucking funny...haha then wc until 6 am...k i am off to do my army deferment shit...

k...hmmmm been reading some rather depressing entries lately and i cant help but feel the need to help...but...this sort of matters would only worsen with the inclusion of a third party....so..to all parties involved,why not have a sit and talk it out..you both want the same thing so why not get it? fuck pride and face-saving and do the right thing! i hope someone takes the initiative and not wait for the other to go first...k on a lighter note i finally saw the video for helena by my chemical romance....quite dumb..but nice song! and hobday lent me the album..oh ya ben,tim and hobday stayed at my house yesterday...mad ppl shouting when they were playing soccer on my ps2...they were so loud my sis called me from the next room where she was sleeping and asked me,'' eh who having orgasm??''.........aiyah stpats...anyway...i do hope her entry was about you and i do hope that you both would be ur silly old selves again...seeing u both apart is like seeing aragorn without legolas, ben without tim,mats without tapered jeans...but mainly a fren without another fren...i know i may not mean the world to either of you but i know at one point u meant the world to each other...so why prolong the agony?

k there is this song by blink 182 called mutt...i think they wrote this song in tribute to them(mats)...the lyrics are so appropriate...k enclosed are the lyrics and the lines with the asterix are the mat refrences...enjoy..or not if u're a mat...

He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb*
She has her curlers set, her credit cards are paying the funds
He's not that old, I've been told, a strong sexual goal
He goes out everyday, she goes every way, oh yeah
They don't even care at all
She's open, waiting for more
And I know he's only looking to score*
And it is way too unhealthy, often they've typically
Been starved for attention before*
She smokes a dozen and he doesn't seem to notice the smell*
He took the seat off his own bike, because the way that it felt*
He wants to bone this, I know she is ready to blow
They go out every night, his pants are super tight, oh yeah******
They don't even care at all
She's open, waiting for more (she's open, waiting for more)
And I know he's only looking to score (he's only looking to score)
And it is way too unhealthy, often they've typically
Been starved for attention before
She's open, waiting for more
And I know he's only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy, often they've typically
Been starved for attention before

i just had to put 5 asterixes at the super tight pants cause it was so apt...hahaha

p.s sorry i was damn bored

k today me and my frens watched kingdom of heaven...it didnt live up to its hype man...but one part was funny.....when the muslims were attacking the christians at their ''oh so mighty'' castle,they stopped at midday to pray..then my fren said it would be damn funny if mecca was the other way and they faced the opposite way from the castle and had their backs on the war..hahaha then we went home...and i am here!

yesterday jill and myself became frens a fren would love to have...hhahaha...we both woke up early(although jill would have overslept if not for me) then i met her in town to buy tanyas present..then we bought tickets for house of wax then we trained down to white sands swensons and got ice cream cake! then we cautiously went to her house to surprise her.....but aunt bessie spoiler ah...hahah she saw us at the window and she bellowed ''tanya!!ur frens here!!!!!!!'' haha and tanyas face didnt portray any sign of gratification...hah she looked more ''what the fuck are u doing here?'' anyway then we went town to meet ben and tim then we watched house of wax...hmmm..gory show..nice but gory..very gory...then after that..we trooped back to tanyas house for cake-cutting...oh ya we played cards and punishment was watered down carlsberg beer...tanya la...dunno what she did to the beer...so yea it was fun!

I HOPE SOMEONE DOES THIS FOR ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY NEXT YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!