basically, soccer....hahaha school is shit la...lucky i or rather the whole law cohort, only have 2 papers during mid sem...if not it will just be more red marks...RIDHWAN, THIS IS THE PART YOU HELP ME AND TELL ME TO WAKE UP MY IDEAS.....anyway, tomorrow is lcomm interview...arghhhhh actually my group is rather alrite but stilllllll...scaryyyyyyyyy k i got a story for yall....especially for law people....

LAW OI!!!

there was this bigshot lawyer....who smoked like a chimney...so anyway, we bought this box of the rarest, most expensive cuban cigars one can find...so he didnt wanna like waste it, so he had it insured...so after he had it insured, he smoked all of them finish in due time...

so he went to the insurance company,and said,''excuse me, but i lost my cuban cigars in a fire. and it says here my cigars are claimable if lost in a fire'' ( smart people will figure that the ''fire'' is actually when he smoked it...geddit geddit? smoke?fire?)
so the insurance company smelt a rat and refused to pay...so he brought the whole company to court....he sued them anddddddd he won!!!

so he was feeling rather proud of himself so yea...but the insurance company were not happy...so they researched, and researched and researched.....and they brought the lawyer to court...for arson...so it was the same judge from the previous court...so he already had an inkling of the lawyer's cheatingness so the lawyer lost the suit, and was brankrupt....hahaha believe it or not?

alrite so yesterday was inez's party of sorts...we met early to get her present...ding, qilah, joan and leo got 2 tops, halim and jo shared perfume( not between them i mean they got it for her hahahaha i am damn funny) then hany got her a jigsaw puzzle card i think...damn cool...i got her the book da vinci code..cause after we watched the movie she wanted to borrow from either me or leo so i figured i should just buy it for her...arent i thoughtful...k anyway then we went to modestos to eat...we ordered 2 20-inch pizzas...which was fucking big la...the nine of us barely could finished it...after we were done with the pizza, halim decided to get her a drink...her first alcoholic drink whahaha... so when they girls trooped off to the toilet, the guys went to the bar and ordered a mini waterfall and decided to surprise her while they were on the way back from the loo...so yea when she was asked to drink, there was a lot of screaming and shouting, and that was only me..haha but to give credit to inez, she drank la at least she didnt break down and cry and refused to drink...so halim the seasoned pro finished it up...after everything, we went over to lucky plaza to play pool a while...it was damn funny la...all of us playing rubbish and anyhow-ing...then after that, everyone left for home while i went to meet my frens at cineleisure...halim and jo were nice enough to walk me to cine...so yea met my frens and played lan...it was much needed cyber therapy from what was going on thru the whole day..screaming shouting cursing yelling...damn fun la....when all else fails, friends to the rescue!

lets see....movie with the law people...tues da vinci code and thursday x-men 2...da vinci code was shit...so much change...not nice...x-men 2 was better, but still a disappointment...like...there was something missing... but i have to pay tribute to sir ian mckellen...he is really a class act...whether its gandalf in lord of the rings, magneto in x-men or leigh teabing in da vinci, he puts up a solid performance...he suits the elderly,wise role damn well...and in da vinci, he was the only bright spark in a somewhat dull show...it was boring ah...so yesterday was ccn day as well in tp...i didnt get to visit the stalls much as my team and i had entered a tournament...CENT SOCCER or something like that...we got fourth! yay...after that, went for glenns birthday party...hahaha finally met up with jon see...and bens face became red......again... then left...going for inez's birthday treat later..what to buy??????

alrite lets see...saturday was outing with the subcommes of FOC...haha despite the entire evening being dominated by the logcomm people, we still had fun.. log comm people are frenly!...we being the 6 people from programme and the one guy from foodmin(yao)...haha we ate at marina south...some steamboat stuff...first time there!! for 12 bucks, its like a buffet laaa...damn cool...the prawns were scary...i am like totally against killing live animals kinda stuff...but the prawns were like jumping all over the place so yea, just dump them in the boiling water willya? anyway we went to bowl after that...and lets say it was fucking funny....we all sucked but it was damn fun...then got a ride home in jason's fathers' station wagon....damn cool la can fit 8 people...i want one!!!! then sunday...ermmm i finished up my CPC project but i constantly made changes to it freeflow during the day cause it just didnt seem good enough...i am damn scared...i wanna do well pls.....anyway after i had enough of editing, i went to sangeets house just to play dota...weeeee miss it like hell la....then today was come school for 4 hours of contract day...damn boring can...so yea tomorrow gonna catch da vinci code with the rest of the law people...cool...first law outing!!(if you dont count the parliament visits) anyway i heard law inc elections and campaigning start this week or something....speaking of which, i dont even know when is the TPSU one la...i wont be surprised if i miss it completely and i am like, oblivious...k i sound like a bimbo in this entry.... oh ya btw tomorrow is soccer and we were contemplating if we should go back to the ''fight'' court..so we are gonna shift to a court that is 5 mins away...arent we smart?

k today is one of the most drama filled of my life......after school, we played soccer at the usual simei court...we then noticed that the group of mats whom we had a tiff with from last time where there too...so when our teams met, they played rough and stuff....so my fren, thalvin, was playing then the ball hit his turban and it got lopsided...so any idiot with half a brain would be sensitive rite...but not these particular bunch and they started laughing..so my fren iggy, as he walked past the mats, he said,''dont laugh ah''....for some reason, they exploded and just launched upon him..they punched him and when my frens tried to step in, they say dun get involved..like what the fuck..i was outside the court cause the lights were gonna off anyway so we waited outside..then i notice the fucking commotion so i called the police and this guy staying on the third floor shouted out his window and called the police too... so when the mats heard this, they left...then we waited till the police came, and we gave statements...pretty ironic cause we just learned about this...so we all gave statements and shit...but because i called them, the CID inspector wants to see me and investigate and shit....scary

dont people just wanna play soccer anymore?

ah ipod nano by tomorrow..the bliss... and how do i know i am confirm getting it tomorrow? because i am holding 400 bucks in my hands now...woooooooooooooooooooo...anyway school has been alrite....legal letters anyone? i am grateful and happy and contented and relieved that T02 has jane marie ng...she is so nice..and motherly..and cute....k anyway, as yall probably know by now,as i have been shamelessly telling everyone, i am running for SU main comm...so i have painstakingly elected a community and team of people to help me run...this is the honourable team....the team shall be called SAP
( Sheps Action Party hahahahahha i think i am damn funny k) anywayyyyy

President and all supreme leader: Christopher ''Shep'' Shepherdson
Vice president and ass-kisser to me: Winsor (wahhahahahahahahahahaahha)
Visual and graphic designer: ridhwan the mat (because he can draw and he took a picture of me in an embarrassing position and put it in his blog...i still owe you ah)
Monetary tresurer kinda person: Michelle and Abdul Halim...why? cause their freaking rich
Person to make the most noise if i dont get in(Whiner): Alvin ron soh laaa who else can whine like him mannnn
Secretary who shall write my scripts and make me look smart: Ruzainah binte hussein....cause she is smart...directors honors list alll...
People who will make me look saintly:Ferhan and eugene mann.....cause everyone hates them...so i shall look saintly next to them...

that is my esteemed and prestigious team....apart from ruz(who is on the directors honours list) the rest have no official qualification and have been handpicked off the streets and given a new lease of life...instead of smoking their lives away(yes wan, you) with this bunch of monkeys,oops i mean my wonderful team, and my alliances with GWP(glenn's workers party) and ADP( Angel's Democratic Party), i am sure to win and take over TPSU and eventually the whole school *cue evil laugh* oh i mean we...we will take over the school...k whatever...

P.S this is only a joke....please do not take this seriously and inform SAA or worse, the government...and i am not gonna ruin the school relax.....seriously, all jokes aside, please vote for angel, glenn and me...we are a honest hardworking bunch who has ur best interest in our hearts...i know this entry is fucking lame but forgive me laaa...its what boredom does to you

time for me to blog...sorry people....k i have come to realise that the failures in the past have always sprouted from my behaviour or actions...so i have come to realise that the fault lies from within..so yea..better then hurt more people,i shud just be alone all my life...yea anyway there is this nice story that i read from somewhere damn long ago but i dunno why i wanna share it now...

there is this couple who have been married for 50 years...everyone thinks that they are the model couple, cause no one has seen them fight or argue or even disagree even once..the only thing that irks the wife, is that everytime during breakfast when they buy a new loaf of bread, the husband always cuts the heel of the bread and passes it to her...she was at first shocked, but learned to live with it...like who gives the heel of the bread to their wife???? so anyway one day, the morning after their 50th anniversary,the same routine happened...the husband took a new loaf,cut the heel off, and passed it to the wife...the wife, fresh from the annniversary, couldnt take it anymore and lambasted him...''i have been married to you for 50 years and every single day, you give me the heel of the bread!!!! i cant take it anymore, your so selfish!!!''

the husband,stunned by her outburst, was quiet for a while..then he said softy,'' but honey, its my favourite part''


on a brighter note, my mum is buying me a new ipod...woooooooo