BIG GROUP DINNER GANG ACT

CHAPTER 1

Short Title

1. This Act may be cited as the Big Group Dinner Gang Act

Interpretation

2.In this Act, unless the context otherwise requires,

''necessities'' means cigarettes, alcohol, drugs or anything that makes one high as shit.

''BGDG'' means Big Group Dinner Gang.

''Albino moose, Honourary and Minion membership'' is the hierarchy of membership. Refer to Schedule A for requirements.

''outing'' means outing

''verbal abuse'' means taunts, making fun of, disturb, ''he make me''

''madonna walk'' means ask priya.

''Techno'' means the coffeeshop with techno

3.Behaviour during outing,

(1) Anyone who spoils the mood, by being emo, insulting too much or generally being an ass, shall be stoned to death

(2) Anyone late for outings by 5 mins shall receive verbal abuse(see interpretation) from different members about their weight, height or area of residence.

a) Anyone late by 10 mins shall be ignored up till the offending party has purchased drinks of at least 3 bucks for every member on time.

b) Anyone late by half an hour and more, can turn around and go home. We already left.

3) Anyone caught whispering to another BGDG member with the intention of not letting the whole group know shall be forced to stand on the chair and proclaim,

'' KNOW WHAT?? I AM HAVING MY PERIOD''.

This applies to guys also.

4. Outings( refer to interpretation section for the word outing)

1. The chairman has to organise outings at least once every fortnight. BGDG cannot frequent the same place more than twice a month. Its boring. Failure to do so will result in a mutiny where the chairman shall be made to do a madonna walk(see interpretation) and the vice chairman shall take temporary control with an option to a referendum.

2. Techno is a must everytime 3 or more members stay in Temasek Polytechnic till after 7 p.m.

3. Failure to attend 2 meetings in a row must be accompanied with an MC or parents letter. Secretary shall announce absentee and appropriate action will be taken. Punishments include verbal abuse or even expulsion

4. Awkward silence during an outing will result in the selection of random members by the chairman to create a topic to play the ''ultimate challenging game''.

5. Funds

1. Contrary to popular belief, the treasurer does not pay for bills with his own money. Before outings, members are to hand the treasurer an appropriate amount, to the discretion of the treasurer, and this will be used to pay the bill.

2. No misappropriation of funds are allowed. Exception; the purchasing of necessities(see interpretation).

THE SCHEDULE

Appointment of minions

1. Minions. The people who make up the numbers or join BGDG on the spur of the moment or out of formality or when the funds are low.

Requirement: Attend at least 1 outing with BGDG and have made at least 2 members higher than the rank of minion laugh earnestly.

Appointment of Honourary Members

1. Honourary Members. Real members of BGDG. People whose company we enjoy and people who are enthusiastic about outings.

Requirements: Attend at least 3 BDGD outings and made half the whole group laugh earnestly. Talking about problems and help with school counts, as BGDG is not all about eating and having fun, but also about sharing the pain, identifying true friends, and shifting out people you can count on =)

Appointment of Albino Moose Members

1.The elite members of BGDG. The heart and soul of BGDG.

Requirements: Must have planned at least 2 outings and must have an internal ranking within BGDG. However, those with ranking must have done something.

Illustration A; Wei loong is quartermaster of BGDG, but he hasnt done shit.

Illustration B; Ding is secretary but do you see attendance being taken?

Revocation of appointment

1. It is up to the discretion of the chairman and 2 other Albino Moose Members to revoke the membership of a BGDG member. A vote must be made and the loser has to fuck off.

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i needed to cheer myself up cause of accounts and my dad so yea

i thought of this( with help from our chairman and vice chairman of course)

hope the BGDG peeps liked it haha =)

Some pictures of minions, honouraries and albino mooses...heehee

again i reiterate that BGDG is not all about eating. the bonds we share are special and please be there for each other. I know i will but will you?

today marked the end of contract
but more importantly
it was the birthday of the wonderous and exalted chairman of bgdg
so after our contract paper, we trooped down to the airport
for fish & co

and i dun think i should have new york fish and chips or whatever its called
ever again...i felt damn sick and full
its like having 2003454 cheesecakes in one go
i can never eat this sort of filling stuff...like pasta and shit
and we had to wear party hats....haha

and then we played a mass games
improvised and altered to fit like 10 people
damn funny la priya...
madonna wannabe?
hee hee

I believe that I can, overcome this and beat everything in the end
maybe I'll win
and maybe i will be someone worth calling a friend
sorry

Tribute to ruzainah binte hussein:

thanks ruz! you rock for giving me that ipod cover
i was damn touched when i saw it
it really made my day thank you thank you!
i am glad we got over that thing in year one where the first words u ever said to me were
''BASTARD''
haha =) thank youuuuuuuuuuuuu
ruz is the one on the left for all you ignorant people


shahira binte anuar:

Happy birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy in advance or something
haha we are all wearing green just for you tomorrow
so yes that shows how much we all care for you and respect your craziness
i bet if i were to ask everyone to wear red or something
everyone would just say shut up la you stupid ang moh
so yes
happy birthday again!!!!

i love yalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

i think i finally know why i chose to support newcastle
cause i can relate to them
we both have lots of promise,potential to do well
but we always fail to deliver
they turn in disappointing results week afer week
i turn in disappointing results sem after sem

we constantly frustrate the people around us:
newcastle frustrates the fans
i frustrate my friends
we both know that we are capable of better
and we think that by having quick fix solutions,
all of our problems will go away

well, newcastle and me
have never got it more wrong

today was by far the most productive day of studying
i think coming school to study seriously is good
and i think for the upcoming exams, i feel the most prepared for any exam since year 1
so i think i should be able to do well
its just that i wish i didnt play and had been more serious in year 1
fuck how to pull up a gpa of 2.01
i did the maths with wan and best case scenario, my gpa will be 2.7 or 2.8 by end of year 2
and thats best case scenario with a gpa of like 3 each sem...
i probably cant go out anymore la if i wanna go to a singapore U
fuck
regrets

so for today after studying, i went for youth mass duty
and after that, played lan after the longest time (hence gpa of 2.01 in year 1)
and on the way back, we got pulled over by a roadblock
my first ever, fucking exciting la
i was damn scared for anything that was contraband in my bag
and like the car infront of us got away and
the policeman flashed his flashlight into our cab and motioned for us to pullover
we all had to get out and produce our ic's...
then another cab got pulled over
and this indian man got out angry and shit
he said
''what the hell is this? roadblock? am i drinking? huh huh what do you want? ic? ic? nah take''
then he took his ic and threw it on the bonnet of the cab...damn drama la
all the cops went to him and they forgot about us
we wanted to stay and watch but the cabfare was running so fuck it

and speaking of being serious
i am gonna play for leo's team in a match in 4 hrs time..ironyyyyyyyyyyyyy
and i am not gonna sleep cause i confirm oversleep
so its studying then play soccer
then study again after that
ah fuck

fucking singaporean education

and i think i need to stop caring for those who obviously dun give a fuck about me

just when i thought things were picking up;
my ulcers had disappeared
my dad hasnt been so rampag-y for a while
my coursework grades have been satisfactory

some signs of it going downhill appeared
my mum like took over the mantle and is fucking me up now
starting to panic for cp and contract and accounts
but more importantly i can feel fucking ulcers coming on
and thats the worse cause i dun want the fucking ulcers to hit me during the chalet week
cause i cant talk and i cant enjoy myself and thats fucked up

if my ulcers occur during the chalet period, i think i shouldnt come cause i wouldnt want my fucking emoness to affect anyone's mood there
and i wouldnt want anyone to worry for me, if anyone does that is...
so yea its bonjela and water for me for the next week or so
if not, then no chalet for me i guess =/
but please, i so wanna be a part of this chalet
after all that wan has gone thru
i wanna enjoy the time there with some of the best people in the world =(

and having ulcers always makes me recollect all the bad things that have happened to me over the past few months so excuse my random emoness thru motion or words(msn)

sorry!
please excuse my unreasonable actions =/

just when i thought things were picking up;
my ulcers had disappeared
my dad hasnt been so rampag-y for a while
my coursework grades have been satisfactory

some signs of it going downhill appeared
my mum like took over the mantle and is fucking me up now
starting to panic for cp and contract and accounts
but more importantly i can feel fucking ulcers coming on
and thats the worse cause i dun want the fucking ulcers to hit me during the chalet week
cause i cant talk and i cant enjoy myself and thats fucked up

if my ulcers occur during the chalet period, i think i shouldnt come cause i wouldnt want my fucking emoness to affect anyone's mood there
and i wouldnt want anyone to worry for me, if anyone does that is...
so yea its bonjela and water for me for the next week or so
if not, then no chalet for me i guess =/
but please, i so wanna be a part of this chalet
after all that wan has gone thru
i wanna enjoy the time there with some of the best people in the world =(

and having ulcers always makes me recollect all the bad things that have happened to me over the past few months so excuse my random emoness thru motion or words(msn)

sorry!
please excuse my unreasonable actions =/

i am bored with studying
so i have decided to dedicate this blog entry
to people who always say,''you know, i looked damn different in year 1''
so yea i decided to do some research and my conclusion is
YAAAAAAAAAAAAA BALLLLLSSSS

hahahahah xue ting(before)

after! thats why people always say,''who is that? never seen her before'' and this is the guys' after pic as well...
winsor wan and me...wan wore that shirt once, and never did anymore and he looks thinner...i look younger i think..hmmm winsor looks the same...cause he never send me his austin lookalike picture..hahaha

YEAR ONE SHAHIRA!!! HAHAHAHAHAH

seeeee isnt she all pretty and stuff...mahaha RUZZZZZZZ hehehehe

haha k to me she looks the same...maybe cause in the sands of time, one year doesnt make a difference when u have seen a hundred...hahahaha i love youuuuuuuuuuuuu

Shi ying hahaha gorgeous??

shi ying now....hahaha

hahha that was fucking fun

k yall can stop hating me now...haha

sorry la k next time yall decide to say ''i looked different in year 1'', stop yourselves cause somewhere out there, a irritating fat and ugly ang moh guy might just take a collage and put on his blog..like what just happened...so yes

p.s people who werent from 01, your not spared...mahahah

*watch this space*

it seems recently i have been pissing a lot of people off
nice msn conversations suddenly erupt and turn sour
a tit-for-tat conversation with a fren suddenly turns into a shouting match
and i am on my chair at home or in school wondering
''what the fuck happened?''

i dunno maybe i am too blame
maybe i have been too overbearing
and insensitive to people's feelings
especially the ones that always endure my tauntings and just absorb it

i think i am having fun at too many others expense
fuck, i am a horrible human being
i think i need to change

on another note, newcastle bought obafemi martins
yay =/

the past few days have been a flurry of activity
mainly soccer and planning
soccer was at jalan besar stadium
everyone was kinda excited about it
playing at an actual stadium and stuff
but i didnt do the occasion justice as i played like shit
hopefully it was just tiredness from the morning game
but yea, probably not a valid excuse

and the planning thing wasnt as properly covered as we hoped it to be
lotsa flaws and stuff we overlooked
but constructive criticism is always good
so yea hopefully we can all work together
and everything goes smoothly
i would like to add more thoughts about the chalet
but some things are better kept as that, thoughts
hope we did something good at least
hope it turns out to be fun

and exams are coming
and i am not doing shit
why am i so easily distracted
its annoying
and bad enuff that i am distracted
and i distract others as well fuck
arghhhh

and things at home have been better
i guess my sis got thru to my dad
and my dad must have did some self reflection
cause he asked me some qns
which i was shocked at
hope we both can like
compromise and accomodate

alright time for me to tell myself to study
but probably end up doing some other shit
bye

i'm depressed

why the fuck has newcastle not bought anyone?
are they sure they want to start the season with foluwashola ameobi?
the only thing consistent about him is his inconsistency
fuck
but i am kinda glad they didnt get dirk kuyt as well
to me, he hasnt like shown he can take over shearer
and fuck la i think its another season of heartbreak being a newcastle fan
maybe leo was right when he said i would be happier supporting another club
instead of being angry everytime they throw away points during the weekends

but i dunno, i just cant fanthom supporting another club
to me, newcastle like represents my childhood
the passion, the vigour, the heart
not to mention it would go against everything i hate about club-hopping

but fuck la, newcastle give me some hope please

on another note, i have something exciting to do to keep my mind off the exams
so cool!! hahahha yay when it pulls off, its gonna be fucking satisfying
i can just imagine all your faces =)

argh what is the world coming to

• people have livejournals where its impossible to leave comments(wei loong, how the fuck?)
• people think female crocs are nice
• THE SAME PERSON THINKS THAT SOME PEOPLE LOOK NICE IN ''SEXY'' SLEEPWEAR
• photocopying 2 books at ITAS costs 4 fucking fifty....like what the hell..i didnt ask for gold plated binding with words encrypted with diamonds
• on the bus today, a nonya picked her nose, did the annie gomez hair flick combo, then wiped her face....ah now for lunch
• there are too many ants at the reservoir
• its getting too fucking hot
• my english has deteriorated to the level of a quintessential mat in the throes of typical void deck activity having a ball of a time...haha what the fuck did i just type..seriously my english is shit now..
• there are too many conflicts in a week, month, sem or even a year to have...but it gives something to gossip about...but its not good
• alvin(tan, mind you not mr gullible alvin fat soh) believed that i was a year 3 student repeating the module of legal communication skills just cause i wore a law inc shirt...he believed it for 5 freaking minutes...do i look that stupid..
• and, why do i get this feeling i am gonna fail everything i sit for in 2 weeks time?

i hate my fren
motion city soundtrack is one of my favourite bands
and when she migrated to canada, she arrived in time to catch
THE WARPED TOUR

that is like this major festival where cool bands like MCS and brand new, not nsync and rooster
perform and stuff
i was making fun of her
saying that hopefully when she goes, all the crap bands play
but fuck
it backfired
and she recorded it la the bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
haha and my favourite part too
YOU ARE SENDING ME THE VIDEO I DONT CAREEEE

on another note
i need to start studying seriously
cause right now, seriously i am seriously stupid
and seriously gonna fuck up in my exams, like seriously
like always then, seriously
k shep serious, start studying seriously
serious

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
my super long nice entry lost itself in the super massive blackhole known as blogger.com
so this is a summary cause i lost all inspiration that i had when i did the earleir entry
sob

alrite i went for this national day party at the eurasian association which was named
RED AND WHITE DAY
unfortunately, my dad failed to inform us that it was a seniors party
so everyone there was like 65++++ no kidding
ruz would have felt right at home
hehe sry couldnt resist
so it was freeflow
jazz, rhumba, and cha cha
with old people line-dancing, square-dancing
but of course, the music was very softtt
but it was kinda sweet la
seeing old people enjoy themselves and all
and they can be quite boisterous also

anyway some pictures from our own national day party
the people
shahira, me and nez Ding trying to be like me and look smart(note: its impossible dear)

THE BEST FOR LAST:FIRST TIME LEO POSED WILLINGLY FOR ME WOOOOOO

"Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers."

fuck
never fails to happen
every fucking day
i have had enough of this shit
just when i thought things were picking up
as though things werent bad enough
i get called useless, with no fucking future
fine
i have no future ahead of me what
always knew that
sometimes i wished you left me when i was 5 years old

fuck i feel bad for the previous post
does no justice to ruz
for all the effort she put in and stuff
THANK YOU RUZ
you rock
and thanks to leo and qilah for ice cream
and thanks to wan for durians
and thanks to shahira for donuts and chicken
and thanks to wei loong and winsor and lisa for helping to winsor
although i cant say that i am not disappointed with you winsor, cause we made this plan quite long ago, so its kinda sad you couldnt stay
and thanks to ruz's mum for the bandung and putting up with us
and i forgot to mention that on the way home
i meet alvin tan from law
and it seems that his girlfriend stays at blk 185 at my estate
what a coincidence
and while i met him and talked to him
there was this drunk indian guy like lying next to us
people who have been to my house will know that
on the way back from tanah merah there is a long stretch of pavement rite?
yea along there just in the middle of nowhere
massive
haha
everyones using the word massive
massive
bye

just got back from ruz's house and
it was a good day i think
met leo at tanah merah
met the rest on the way
bought ice cream
made our way to her house
besides eating, watched tv
i think i was being too overbearing that day
sorry
then
went home
yea
it was more fun then how i am describing it
its just that i am tired and i have a french test tmr
fuckity fuck
yea
i think blogging like this sucks
i shall include pictures next
i think

bye

wah fucking shagged
played 2 games in 2 days
cuts have been reopened
and new ones have formed
ouch
anyway we won 3-0
yay
anyway i read this and i laughed like a bastard
cause i pictured wan
hhahaha
you know i love you rite?

Kelantan police said today they continued to be mystified about the recent attack on former Malaysian Prime Minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad, involving a 'pepper spray'. According to reports, Dr. Mahathir was accidentally hit by pepper spray during a drive-by attack while on a visit to Kelantan. A local tycoon has now been held for questioning.However, the circumstances continue to befuddle local investigators.

''A lot of it...apa nama...doesn't add up,'' said Police Inspector Matamata bin Lada. ''This whole thing involving pepper is very mysterious, lah.''Firstly, Dr. M, even though he is 81 years old, he is still a very...apa nama...strong man, betul ke?'' said PI Matamata.''I cannot understand how he could have been so injured by only pepper''As an illustration, PI Matamata held up a page of the New Straits Times and proceeded to hit his assistant over the head with it''You see this newspepper? It's very soft! You hit, no reaction!'' said PI Matamata, shaking his head.''So how come Tun Dr. M, halamak, eyes red-red, crying all?''PI Matamata continued,

''We tried to do a reconstruction with all kinds of different pepper, just to test. Newspepper, toilet pepper, graph pepper, photocopy pepper...but we still don't get it. And they say he kena spray with pepper. How to spray pepper?''Maybe it's liquid pepper,'' chimed in his assistant.''Ah-ah! Possible, ah?'' said PI Matamata with renewed interest.''Later we try.''When reporters tried to suggest that the kind of pepper Dr. Mahathir had been attacked with was of the black or white variety, PI Matamata shot back: ''What has colour got to do with it? You think we stupid or what?''

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

if u dont understand, u are one of them k

anyway wan inez and i saw jay lim in siglap centre
haha the temptation to shout stuff
wah almost as strong as smoking
grrr

hello some pictures from recent events.....
weeeee

alrite the above two pics were from law games...there were alot more by why bother putting up everything when someone already has? so just mine will do mahahahha
wei loong, me and jo
the unfortunate victims who sat next to me and were subjected to my cam whorishness
the people i love

the people i love with the person i love the most at the head of the table...mr ridhwan

alrite yesterday..hmmmm

had the freaking outline test... my godddd
who puts nervous shock, a cause of action, as a freaking remedy??? my goddd

and accounts test
32.5 out of 50 for someone who use to take accounts? fucked up

anyway i spent like 5 bucks in the freaking lounge in like 3 hrs
fucking foosball and pool and photohunt
but its was fun i think
i know someone who found it more fun
not cause of the game
but cause who was there
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

anyway, i need to stop spending my allowance the same day i get it
fuck
i am left with 15 from 50 for the rest of the week
fuckity fuck

so yesterday i played lan at the school's lan shop for the first time
its fucking hot
and surrounded by geeky nerdy people
dont think i will go there anymore

so in the evening, it was law movie night
the show was ok
it was quite funny
but i felt i must be missing something cause mr ridhwan was fucking laughing at every single thing

haha king habibah

anyway after that we headed down to simpang bedok for supper
the bill came up to $124
wooo we got complimentary fruits cause i think they didnt want us to escond from payment
and my ulcers were killing me as usual
fuckkkkkkkk is it ever gonna fucking heal

grrr k i got a match in a few hours time

BYEBYE

fucking ulcers
its making my mood bad
and because of that
i am making people angry
i am sorry
i have no right to say what i said today

why am i like this
i wanna change
arghhh

fuck
fuck fuck fuck

sorry sorry sorry

well bright side; havnt been smoking for a week and a half
if u can call it a bright side

oh my god
singapore idol
oh my god

jay lim and whats her face
jasmine tye? fucking......massive

jay lim....walau eh.......i cringed like a bastard.....
i know i am tone deaf but seriously
walau....i swear wan and i can duet and do a better job k
and whats with the way he talks...eeeeeeeeee

and jasmine tye
my god just when i thought it couldnt get worse
wannabe by spice girls???????
florence was right when she said its not a competition song
fuck, its a song i sing to annoy ding and inez and i always succeed
why do u think i succeed? not because of my voice k, its so melodious
its cause of the fucking song and its lyrics
and the rap oh my god she was talking thru it
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yuck grosssssss

but got to give credits where credits are due
jonathan and hady are good

k anyway today was a fucking stupid day
thought would be playing soccer after lect
in the end, it was only alvin and myself
and then shin kwan called me for soccer at marine parade
i was so happy i thought,'' wah the heavens are smiling down on me''
and then it got cancelled due to lack of people
&%$^&#%#%#$%#$@%^#&$@%

fuckingin shit
and my fucking ulcers are fucking killing me
shahira please bring the watermelon powder thank you
i will eternally be in ur debt

p.s oh ya i swear jay lim and marcus lee look alike